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ahhh memories.

Classic "In Living Color"



jingle bells , jingle all the way , oh what fun it is to choke a man in his hallway , hey , jungle all the way , throw you down a flight of stairs , if you do not pay , or the one ........

bashing in your brains with an aluminum baseball bat , aiming for the stands , laughing while your brains go splat
or how bout this one , ...............


joy to the world , ice po has come ,
to tie you to his car
and drag you through the snow
and make your girl a ho
and sell that bitc h on the street
to every brother i meet
and smash your boyfriends head
upon the concrete




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Grouse:3.Slow

The mental image of your childhood is enough to scare convicted felons

StarkNaked

Get a job you bum bum bum
Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum.

Silent farts
Deadly farts
All was calm
Not turned on

Oh come on illegal foreigners
Come and get dem green cards
And learn some damn english
And den how to drive

I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car
I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car

So I dont have to hear her
Bitch

Blue *****
Blue *****
Its dollar night at the titty club
See them dance, on my pants
Soon it will be bathroom time

You better watch out, I think shes a guy
I aint quite sure but somethin aint right
Janet Reno's comin to town

Donny the Retard had an eight pound water head
He was five-foot three
And he said to me
My name's Donny

The first queer Santa Claus
Wore red-leather chaps
And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back

I pissed my pants
The toilet was just too far
I drunk too much damn beer
I tried to hold it in
But my bladder just gave in
And i pissed right through my drawers
Right through my Wrangler drawers
I pissed, I pissed my Wrangler drawers

Grouse:3.Slow

LOL

StarkNaked

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas now bring us some beer!

Refrain:
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;
Good tidings for Christmas
and we really do want some beer.

Oh, bring us a frothy cold one;
Oh, bring us a frothy cold one;
Oh, bring us a frothy cold one;
and some shots of good cheer

Refrain

We won't go until we get some,
We won't go until we get some,
We won't go until we get some,
So bring some right here!

(Repeat, repeat and repeat as often as necessary and with staunch determination until desired result is achieved!)

StarkNaked

LET IT FLOW
(Back to Top)

The weather outside is frightful, but the beer inside's delightful.
And since we've no place to go,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow!

Oh we show no signs of stopping, and now we're really hopping.
And the lights are turned way down low.
Let it Flow,
Let it Flow.
Let it Flow!!

When we finally drink it dry, how we hate going back to the store.
Maybe we'll just get high, and all fall asleep on the floor!!

Oh the party is slowly dying.
And our friends have all stopped buying.
Now my bladder really wants to know.
Where to go,
Where to go,
Where to go???

AlanL