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In a growing scandal, several women have charged that they were raped by football players at the University of Colorado. What do you think?


Pamela King, Florist <img src="http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo4_75x97.jpg">
"This is going to negatively affect the entire Colorado athletic department. I wish people would think before they let the rape accusations fly."


Eric Scott, AV Technician <img src="http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo1_75x97.jpg">
"See? See? One breast is flashed at a football game and the whole sport goes into the gutter."


Anna Baker, Bill Collector<img src="http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo6_75x97.jpg">
"This is what happens when you tell people to give 110 percent."


Anthony Benkes, Athlete <img src="http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo5_75x97.jpg">
"As an athlete, all I can say is that all this sex talk is making me want to go rape someone."

Joshua Hall, Systems Analyst <img src="http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo2_75x97.jpg">"I heard that some Colorado Buffaloes raped some women and was absolutely horrified. But it turned out it's the name of their football team."


Gregory Carter, Orchestrator <img src="http://theonion.com/images/static/wdyt_photo3_75x97.jpg">
"What happened to the good old days of college football, when you never heard about things like this happening, even though they were going on?"



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