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Old 11-29-2005, 02:22 PM
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Default Here is HowTo: Kill ESP light + ESP system...

pulling #8 is an option. But here is an easy way. Turn it off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on, off, on. OOps. This is one time too many. But you gotta do it real quick.
So you got the idea. before you start laughing - go check it. My light is off, tracktion control is off and NOT coming back!!! Did i break the damn thing? I dont know and it doesnt matter.
Now its the perfect time to start making fun of me. Enjoy it.
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Default That's some sTrOnG stuFF!

Ok, so you're saying you cycle the on switch 15 times and it's gone? I'm guessing this equates to holding the button down...which does the same thing you're claiming (ie, ESP off and kill of the light), but it's back on the next start.
Old 11-29-2005, 02:39 PM
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Default Correct I think thats what is happening...

the delay in the switch is enough that by hitting it that fast it thinks it being held down. Unless you pull fuses (which disable lots of things, not just the ESP program) there is no way to disable it since its software and controller based.
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I said you wont believe it. So if u are so sure nope is gonna happen, why dont you..
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holding the button down didnt help in my case (severe)
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Default Listen to me my friend... You CANNOT disable the ESP unless you pull an ABS fuse, believe me the...

Guy that tried everything to get it to stay off.
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engrish man engrish....
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Just let him think it worked, it won't hurt anybody ;-)
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Ummm, I like the way you think!
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Default Re: Here is HowTo: Kill ESP light + ESP system...

Dude your so funny, my sides hurt. Shame no one has an answer even the tuners don't. ****'n to many computer/sensors stuff.


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