Bergx7

So i was crusin wit my homies in my mad black Whip yo and this bitch comes up in an R32 at 70 mph and he was all like "whats up" and i was like "i dunno, but i am all up in yo mommas panties...BIOTCH" and of course, it was on.

So we are pushing it up to 160, on the shoulder, and im all like "whoa **** man, these dubs is weighin me down" but i was chill because i remembered about my cyclone intake and i knew that bitch would be spinnin up all kinds of oxygen at the high rpms.

So i look over and i see that suddenly there are a bunch of other cars running with us. This mad Noble, pimped out evo, and some skanky *** skyline. So i am all like "no way BITCH~! I'M Paul Walker" and i did a 180 handbrake turn and kept going...IN REVERSE!!!!

So here i am, going 185 in reverse and im kicking all kinds of *** and mooning them at the same time (since they were facing my windshield) and it was off the chizzaan!. Then some Eric Estrada looking SOB in a police car starts trying to pull us over and im all like "hellz no" and my girl is all like taking her clothes off because she is hot like that, and things were just getting crazy...

So I did another handbrake 180 and was all doing my GF while i was weaving traffic. The R32/Evo gave up but the Skyline and the Noble still wanted some, not to mention the bitch wit the flashing lights. Luckily i saw the big drawbridge coming up ahead and i was all like "get off me bitch, i gotta kizoncentrate on drivin!"

So I come up the the bridge and the thing was all like "i aint coming up" and i was all like "yes you are HO!" and so i pulled my nine out and capped the control board through the window from a few hundred yards out. The bridge raised up and the skyline/noble/cop pussied out, so they stopped. I concentrated on my years of Grand Turismo/Grand Theft Auto and i hit the jump just like i had practiced...

After landing my 50 foot vertical drop without a scratch on my paint i was feeling pretty tight. After we stopped by Autozone for some more octane booster we went home and my Gizrlfreind made me pancakes!
Like i said man, this night was off the hook!!

sneaky blk mushro.Om

K.I.R.

UnBrilliantBarry

lololol

ESFO

But that's good shhtuff! Very Grand Turismo/Grand Theft Auto.

sayemthree

you forgot M3 - and you have too much time on your hands.

GreekDeno

lol

avuslover

I raced an 737 jet today. Totally pulled on him in 2nd till he hit the horizon and took off.

NoS4

LOL, but it reads pretty good w/ an LL Cool J voice.

esforme

I AGREE!!! HAHAHAHA

Scotty (UK)

ROFLMFAO !! Too good! :-)