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Old 08-01-2002, 08:52 PM
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i was on my way home from work when i pulled up to a stop light. feeling the urge to just launch my S, i blipped the throttle around 3K and took off as soon as the green light hit. 1st gear went by okay, 2nd went by okay.... oop, red light... better slow down. i slow down and say to myself, "hey, let's do that again." light turns green. this time i didn't launch but just floored it while rolling. the next thing i notice is this silver 330ci convertible 2 lanes over mashing it as well. caught unawares and feeling my bloodlust to race rising, i continued flooring it and shifted at redline... then.... GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKHHKHH.....

i F*CKING grinded my F*CKING gear. light turned red up ahead so we both slowed down... i hear the two people in the 330 laughing at me and i catch the word "volkswagen" and some other cuss word... pissed off and damaged in pride, i pretended to ignore them and eagerly awaited for green. green came and i launched it out and started rowing away. unfortunately, they didn't take it. couple blocks later at another red light, these f*cks slowly drove up next to me still laughing and taunting. the thing that really pissed me off was how they wouldn't race me.

to make a longer story short, after tonight, i am f*cking pissed at myself, f*cking want to beat the sh*t outta those f*cks, and feel f*cking depressed...



anyone know of some trash talk i can say to BMW drivers if this were to happen again? specifically to BMW drivers..?
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you need that watermelon launcher exhaust.... that'll mess em up good
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Default How about something like.."Even my sister wouldn't buy a convertible as gay as that one"

or "what? couldn't handle (or afford) a M3?"

or "bad **** happens to everyone, care to race again."
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD I FEEL LIKE SH*T..................
Old 08-01-2002, 09:13 PM
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Default Don't worry about it

I have seen maybe 2 guys driving a 3 series convertible, the rest are all hoes. The ratio is like 50 girls to 1 guy where I am. Its a bitches car plain and simple.
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Oh and its slow, really slow
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haha... feel a little better now...
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry man.
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Default I would have just said, damn you know these 6 speed transmissions you find in real German sports

cars are a bitch to master...so buddy how's the automatic wimp stick in your 330 over there treating you? :-P Or something like that :-)

Or, "ouch, I'm not used to this gear box...normally I only drive the S4 when my Porsche 996 Turbo is in the shop :-P"
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