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Old 09-18-2003, 12:02 PM
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Bollocks' car is slow and ugly. And he drives like a girl
Old 09-18-2003, 12:10 PM
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Default Dude, you should follow your own advise and not speed on the street

I can see car ahead of you while driving at 155mph. I am sure you photoshopped the cars on the side out of the pic to look less guilty. You are a danger to society and the NJ turnpike,Route 17,I-280,I-80 and I-78. Irresponsible! I bet you were racing a bike in that pic!
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you smell
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Default Let me go ahead and roll Bullocks' eyes for him AND...

<shakes head>
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Default subarus are ugly and their drivers are bald

it's rt. 287 and I was slowing down by the time I reached these cars. What's a photoshop?
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girls like it
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Default Were the windows open, because that isn't possible? <eyes rolling>

unless you have K04s, a manual box and serious tuning...&lt;more eyes rolling&gt;
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Default those aren't girls

but I guess technically they're female
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they told me they were girls. I trust people
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maybe he forgot to turn off the AC?


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