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Old 07-01-2000, 10:37 AM
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Default Figured Audi guys would enjoy this story.... AHAHAHHHHH

I have nothing against Bimmers... I love their cars... this is just a really funny story... about a BMW owner doing maintenance on his car.

OUCH!!!

Nuf Said.... Read the link....<p><a href="http://registry.audiworld.com/audi/registry/details.asp?car=4329"><img SRC="http://www.netdrive.com/MyDrive/get.jsp/%7Elchao/My%20Pictures/chaotic-s4.jpg" BORDER=0></a><ul><li><a href="http://www.bimmer.org/m5/messages/messages/8514.html">Stupid Bimmer Guy... Literally</a></li></ul>
Old 07-01-2000, 11:38 AM
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I hope thats a joke..anyone that stupid shouldn't be allowed to drive a neon let alone an M5.
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Sounds like a candidate for a Darwin Award!
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I have a really hard time believing this but it is funny.
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&lt;speechless.........&gt; ....story is absurd.... 8^Q (wow, thats a weird face...)
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Default HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!....... HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Old 07-02-2000, 06:04 AM
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Default That story is a ripoff of a .txt file that circulated usenet a while back

about a guy who was fixing his sink naked, and his kitten comes up from behind and decides to "play" with his goodies by scratching them. He screams and jumps up and hits the bottom of the sink and ends up in the hospital.

That one had dubious truth behind it too.

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Default Talk about STUPID! Good find Lloyd! (even if it is fake...)

<p>"I'm that Blue Menace in your rear view!!!"

<a href="http://registry.audiworld.com/audi/registry/details.asp?car=4667">'Blue Menace</a>

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Default Nope, he lived! Darwin canidates have to have removed themselves from the gene pool!

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Default Re: Nope, he lived! Darwin canidates have to have removed themselves from the gene pool!

Now what if he lived but removed his ability to reproduce!?? I would be fine with a person in this situation winning the darwin award. As long as he contribute another generation of idiots to the earth, I think the goal has been accomplished!!


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