How to get out of a speeding ticket. (maybe?)
06-26-2001, 11:28 AM
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How to get out of a speeding ticket. (maybe?)
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
> > >exchange:
> > >
> > >Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> > >
> > >Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
> > >
> > >Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
> > >
> > >Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
> > >
> > >Officer: The car is stolen?
> > >
> > >Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
owner's
> > >
> > >card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
> > >
> > >Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> > >
> > >Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman
> > >who
> > >owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
> > >
> > >Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
> > >
> > >Driver: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car
was
> > >quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver
to
> > >handle the tense situation:
> > >
> > >Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> > >
> > >Driver: Sure. Here it is.
> > >
> > >It was valid.
> > >
> > >Captain: Who's car is this?
> > >
> > >Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
> > >
> > >The driver owned the car.
> > >
> > >Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if
there's a
> > >gun
> > >in it?
> > >
> > >Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
> > >
> > >Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
> > >
> > >Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's
> > >a
> > >body in it.
> > >
> > >Driver: No problem.
> > >
> > >Trunk is opened; no body.
> > >
> > >Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
> > >told
> > >him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glovebox,
> > >and
> > >that there was a dead body in the trunk.
> > >
> > >Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too
> > >exchange:
> > >
> > >Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> > >
> > >Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
> > >
> > >Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
> > >
> > >Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
> > >
> > >Officer: The car is stolen?
> > >
> > >Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
owner's
> > >
> > >card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
> > >
> > >Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> > >
> > >Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman
> > >who
> > >owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
> > >
> > >Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
> > >
> > >Driver: Yes, sir.
> > >
> > >Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car
was
> > >quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver
to
> > >handle the tense situation:
> > >
> > >Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> > >
> > >Driver: Sure. Here it is.
> > >
> > >It was valid.
> > >
> > >Captain: Who's car is this?
> > >
> > >Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.
> > >
> > >The driver owned the car.
> > >
> > >Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if
there's a
> > >gun
> > >in it?
> > >
> > >Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
> > >
> > >Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
> > >
> > >Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's
> > >a
> > >body in it.
> > >
> > >Driver: No problem.
> > >
> > >Trunk is opened; no body.
> > >
> > >Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
> > >told
> > >him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glovebox,
> > >and
> > >that there was a dead body in the trunk.
> > >
> > >Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too
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