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07-14-2006, 09:10 AM
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I find this to be one of the funniest things ever. Most don't....
<S4 content> My S is getting ready for Stage III or sooo soon.
Top Ten Ways to be the "Funny Guy" in Your Office
10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if
they don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives
you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding and tell
them that they are all a bunch of queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a
big loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the
person next to you and say, "Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker."
Then **** in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good "*** ****ing."
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one
hand down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know!" Then
call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with
your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking
everyone's hand.
3. **** on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and
sees it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it
up, and realize that their hand is full of ****, laugh and point.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and
yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then, when it
stops, look down and say, "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it
in your butt. Return it and tell the person tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had it in my butt!"
Top Ten Ways to be the "Funny Guy" in Your Office
10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if
they don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives
you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding and tell
them that they are all a bunch of queers.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you are hocking up a
big loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the
person next to you and say, "Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker."
Then **** in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good "*** ****ing."
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one
hand down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know!" Then
call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with
your nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking
everyone's hand.
3. **** on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and
sees it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it
up, and realize that their hand is full of ****, laugh and point.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and
yell, "It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then, when it
stops, look down and say, "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it
in your butt. Return it and tell the person tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had it in my butt!"
07-14-2006, 09:12 AM
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i'll bite
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07-14-2006, 09:15 AM
#10
not original but will induce laughter I'm sure.....RYAN'S STEAKHOUSE WARNING
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