Touch My Ass

I was walking out of work today and behold, what do I see? A midget in front of me, as I was walking the narrow side road, I notice that this guy would not move out of my way. So I approached the guy and he would'nt budge. The thought of me picking him up and throwing him over a wall was overwhelming. So I told the guy if he wouldnt move I would kick him aside. He took offense and started giving me ****. At this point I kinda brushed it off and said whatever. As I got into my car, I notice that this guy was following me. I got inside my car and rolled down my window. He walked up next to me and started lecturing me how I was rude. I told the guy that all i wanted was a little courtesy from him. He could'nt understand why he should move just to let me pass.. sigh.. I told the guy to get a clue and have a nice day. His last words was "f*ck you buddy."

Is this what they call "short man syndrome?" Why do midgets have this 'big' ego like they own the road and that we should make way for them because they are handicapped?

The Original Jay_SB

j/k, threatening the wee people isn't cool. They're funny....like clowns....to be giggled at and put on the earth for the amusement of all. I would've threatened to punt him like a football though...

S4Tune

cause let's be honest, if you're an ******* to someone twice your size...you're in twice the trouble. so if he's half your size...

CatOne

Solution: Just say "Damn, Time Bandits was my favorite movie EVER!"

mys_iii

That's funny dude... "only half". LMAO. :-)

mys_iii

No. You're not. You are probably just a midgetphobic. :-)