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09-01-2001, 05:31 PM
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Silver is Faster and The Quantum Physics of Imola
This was posted on NTAG, but I had to share:
>we all know Silver is faster. (silver avant owner)
___The quantum physics of Imola ___
Hey, that's big talk comin' from a guy in a "grocery getter".. heh eh eh e..
Besides, it is scientifically proven that Yellow is the fasest color due to its resonance with the radiation waves that make up sunlight. The color frequency of Imola is perfectly in phase with the light produced by yellow stars, like our sun. This harmony actually pushes the atoms of my S4 forward through space at an accelerating rate equal to that of radioactive particles.
Everyone knows that Einstein theorized this decades ago, he was just waiting for
other germans to manufacture a craft that would prove this theory... hence the
Imola S4.
BTW, the Imola S4 is closer to the actual shade of our sun's light than the A4
Brilliant Yellow, which is why Imola S4's are faster than yellow A4's, it's simply a
matter of better wavelength resonance.
Now silver, well it's just a nightmare. It does nothing but scatter the particles in all directions, thus not maximizing the potential "push" from the sun.
And don't get me started on the different shades of blue, actually negating the sun's rays, thus they begin to regress, slowing down as all of us in yellow vehicles rip past them voilently.
Hehehehehe..
'nyx
'01 Imola going *way* too fast
>we all know Silver is faster. (silver avant owner)
___The quantum physics of Imola ___
Hey, that's big talk comin' from a guy in a "grocery getter".. heh eh eh e..
Besides, it is scientifically proven that Yellow is the fasest color due to its resonance with the radiation waves that make up sunlight. The color frequency of Imola is perfectly in phase with the light produced by yellow stars, like our sun. This harmony actually pushes the atoms of my S4 forward through space at an accelerating rate equal to that of radioactive particles.
Everyone knows that Einstein theorized this decades ago, he was just waiting for
other germans to manufacture a craft that would prove this theory... hence the
Imola S4.
BTW, the Imola S4 is closer to the actual shade of our sun's light than the A4
Brilliant Yellow, which is why Imola S4's are faster than yellow A4's, it's simply a
matter of better wavelength resonance.
Now silver, well it's just a nightmare. It does nothing but scatter the particles in all directions, thus not maximizing the potential "push" from the sun.
And don't get me started on the different shades of blue, actually negating the sun's rays, thus they begin to regress, slowing down as all of us in yellow vehicles rip past them voilently.
Hehehehehe..
'nyx
'01 Imola going *way* too fast
