Need "excuse" to attend avantfest to give "the wife"

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06-26-2002, 07:56 AM

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Just hurry up over with that dime...

bag. :-P

-KJ

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06-26-2002, 08:05 AM

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Kind of like reverse Catholicism!

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06-26-2002, 08:09 AM

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"Garage sales are for sissies. Don't you want a manly husband?"

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06-26-2002, 08:32 AM

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no, no.... stupid girls!

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06-26-2002, 08:37 AM

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I like this joke.

There is a catastrophic destruction on earth and all people end up going to heaven. To deal with the the crowd God says "the men will split up into two lines, one line for the men in charge of their marriage and the other line for men whos women were in charge" God comes back later after admitting the women and sees 1 man in the line for men in control and every other man in the line for relationships where the woman was in control. He gets very angry and says "I created you in my image to take control and only 1 of you lived up to my expectations!! " he turns to the 1 guy and asks him how he took charge of his relationship and he just said "I dont know but my wife told me to stand in this line" :-)