Audi Quattro Border Crossing
07-27-2004, 06:52 AM
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Audi Quattro Border Crossing
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to
putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort
unbelievingly.
Look at ze papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs
officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and
you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa
busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno...!
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them "It'sa illegala to
putta 5 people in a Quattro."
"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile" the Germans retort
unbelievingly.
Look at ze papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs
officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have fivea people ina your car and
you are thereforea breaking the law."
The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your
zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"
"Sorry" responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa
busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno...!
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