Dear Abby...
12-23-2000, 09:03 PM
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Dear Abby...
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in
the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives
in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and
mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two
brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in
1994.The other brother is currently being held in the
Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a
part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time
there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with
her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters
would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would
get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to
bringing her into the family and of course I want to be
totally honest with her Should I tell her about my cousin
who voted for Gore????
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Ken
diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in
the suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives
in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and
mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two
brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for rape and murder of a teenage boy in
1994.The other brother is currently being held in the
Wellington Remand Center on charges of incest with his three
children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai
prostitute who lives in the Bronx and indeed is still a
part-time "working girl" in a brothel. However her time
there is limited, as we hope to open our own brothel with
her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters
would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute themselves, at least it would
get them off the street, and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiance and look forward to
bringing her into the family and of course I want to be
totally honest with her Should I tell her about my cousin
who voted for Gore????
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Ken
12-24-2000, 07:10 AM
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Colonel, this is getting old. This is the third time I've seen this and it's still not funny.
I hope you don't get BUSH-whacked now that he's your president. Mine, too, I know. There goes my neighborhood.
12-24-2000, 09:16 AM
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Dear Colonel,
Don't change a darn thing. You just keep posting. We are all big boys and girls here (or at least we are supposed to be). When someone doesn't like a post they can just skip over it, BE NICE and just wait until next year before getting all moany groany.
A very Happy Holidays (all of them) to each and every one of my fellow TT owners.
A very Happy Holidays (all of them) to each and every one of my fellow TT owners.
12-24-2000, 09:47 AM
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Perhaps a fourth recount will change it...or not. You are back with bells on, Colonel.
BTW: Just watched "Bridge on the River Kwai" on the telly today. Remember the name of the theme song?
