Doink12

Coming home from work, noticed several issues that hadn’t been there on my morning commute.

Headlights, fog lights, taillights, brake lights, running lights, and blinkers all non operational.
Hazards work, and brights only turn on in ‘flash mode’

blinkers don’t make noise, nor do they indicate being on at all on the dash. (Hazards do)

Also noticed the climate control is completely non functional.
I can change the settings.. but the fan speed almost acts as a progress bar, ticking from left to right… then right to left all on its own without actually having the fan turn on to push air out.

It’s quite cold here, in the single digits Fahrenheit.
Any possible input would be MASSIVELY appreciated.

Doink12

For the record, 2002 1.8T 225 Quattro coupe.
150k miles. Stock as much as I can tell, purchased recently.

kappa-q

Have you pulled codes with VCDS etc? That should be your first step.
Probably worth checking the aux fuse panel on top of the battery for signs of trauma.
Bad hazard switch (common) shouldn't be that widespread with what it impacts. Possible failure in the main light switch. But it almost sounds like an ignition switch or load reduction relay issue.