Kriminal

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts.

Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup *****!

One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely ***** if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, Scooby doobie
doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A chap sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?"

"Why, yes I am. How did you know?"

"He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

Kriminal

- "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?"

"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul......."

(After a brief pause) "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now."

(Brief Pause) "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone
down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to
Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute." (A few minnutes later) "I did it Daddy."
"And what happened honey?"

"Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and
into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the
water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's
dead."

(Long Pause)

(Longer Pause)

"Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"

Scenic Driver

That's great

T Audi T

LOL, Just kidding I couldn't resist<ul><li><a href="http://www.ahajokes.com/joke_of_the_day.shtml">This is joke of the day.</a></li></ul>

T Audi T

srsly

ITALSKIER

cross the pond and come on down to TT-East!!!!

Kriminal

considering it's my B'Day on Saturday maybe you could all do a collection for my flight. I'll settle for a one-way - I'd much rather stay over there ;-)