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Old 11-01-2001, 07:01 AM
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Default Isn't your name Hannibal?

Damn, ain't goin' to one of your dinner parties! ("Donner party, table for one"?)

Not only would the conversation revolve around office coworkers and lab mice, but you'd have to be really careful of the parallels to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Definitely don't want Meatloaf's role.
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Default Do NOT keep me in mind! Eeeeww!

'Sides that, I left the South for a reason.
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Me too. (but, its worse here, just quieter)
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I meant it in an infinitely more devious way, 'sides canibalism is so passe... >:-(
Old 11-01-2001, 07:17 AM
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Default Can't be. Colder, perhaps, but not worse.

YMMV, but....

I hated it there; the poor ba$tages that grew up there were undereducated (not their fault) and embodied the stereotypes. Case in point: Montgomery, Ala. Definitely a place to avoid. It thoroughly attempted to set the clock back to the 1950s, and, just for irony's sake, had a beautiful Shakespearean Center. Pearls before swine. DC isn't much better, but at least there's a veneer of culture here. Now, if we could just send the Calif. delegation home, the interns would be safe, and we could get some business done. Cheers!
Old 11-01-2001, 07:18 AM
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Default Where do these expressions come from? It sounds like her attempt to swear..

but technically not say the "s" word or take the Lord's name in vain. Of course "Jeez'em Crow" appears to be like "Judas Priest" or "gol-darn it" or "shoot". The intent is there, but there's no penetration...so to speak.

I couldn't put up with that very long.

How does her boss handle the situation. BTW, what is gender of her boss?
Old 11-01-2001, 08:37 AM
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Default Please keep us informed. What a FREAK!! Are you sure she doesn't have her favorite author tied to a

bed and locked in a room at home? You dirty bird!!!!

PS, let us know if there is anything we can do to aggravate the situation for you.
Old 11-01-2001, 09:08 AM
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Default Maybe you need to leave a bottle of these on her desk....

<center><img src="http://pictureposter.audiworld.com/1140/bottle2.jpg"></center><p>Directions: Take 2 PMS pills once a month and disappear for the weekend with <i>any</i> hunk who thinks your dynamite.

She might have trouble following the directions, though..LOL
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VERY funny!!! That probably is exactly what she needs, but who am I to suggest such things... ;-)
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Default Thanks for the very kind offer... Can you impersonate Jimmy Swaggart after a drinking binge???

b/c if you can, I have an idea... ;-)


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