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Old 03-18-2002, 05:48 PM
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Default Late Monday humor: Musical divergent thinking...

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife
becomes stabbed with a knife
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight
Used his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt. Cook you see
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has
A space gun with pizzazz,
That's a Moo ray....

A comedian-ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.


When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That s'more, yay!



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Old 03-18-2002, 05:51 PM
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wow, i think that's the corniest stuff i've seen in a long time!
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Yes but it has a "schwingesque" quality to it, don't ya think?
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Hey! I wasn't sleeping....
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I actually went through the whole thing thinking that it was going to get interesting.
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Default Hey Steve I met Marsha tonight...

I did a little misdirect and had her bring the puppy over for a "play date" (You would have been proud). Anywho, some thing IS going down and I do not want it to be me! Do ya think we can just give them Joel and cut our losses (whats one less suit any way...) :-)
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Default Good plan.....

He's already hung himself anyway! Marsha was probably on guard... part of the intricate TTwimmens plan. You didn't say anything that could be used against us I presume? Sucking up using the pooches as cover was masterful...You're probably safe.
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Default oh, and BTW... I'm not here and we never had this (or any) conversation....(tip toeing away...)

BYE! :-)......
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Default Got yer back.....but one other problem.......>>>

Both Marsha and Kim are bringing in reinforcements in the form of Assistant TTwimmens. Their numbers are swelling. While these Wimmens are probably not as highly trained in TTmens antagonizing, we should be prepared for the worst given the time (and potential training) they'll receive on the long drive in.....
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Default OK, Nancy, why does a mermaid wear seashells?

Because...


B Shells are too small and D Shells are too big.


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