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Old 03-19-2001, 06:10 PM
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Default Even better, stick up your middle finger and then say "Oops, I meant this finger" and show her your

wedding band.
Old 03-19-2001, 06:14 PM
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I would say to myself, "what did I do to deserve that".
Old 03-19-2001, 06:17 PM
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Or, "I pity the poor sap....."
Old 03-19-2001, 06:18 PM
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Default Like a friend of mine at this club one night ....

Asked this hottie if she wanted to dance....
She looks at him and with a very rude voice says Nooooo. He turns back to her and says O im sorry i said You Look Fat in those PANTS!
Well she freaks out and smacks him up side the face, we know all the bouncers at this particular club and just so happed he see's it all go happin.
She was out the door soooooo fast!!
Old 03-19-2001, 06:29 PM
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Default lol....more totally off topic....but Traxx that reminds me of a story

One night my wife (then g/f) went to a club where a friend of hers from high school was dj'ing and we were hanging out. We had a bunch of friends there so it wasn't just me sitting right *next* to her all night. She tells me that this jerk walked by and grabbed her ***. I asked her which guy it was and she wouldn't tell me because I sorta have a short fuse and I had a few drinks in me and she didnt want the hassle. Well around half hour ltr she tells me that this guy did it again but this time she told her DJ friend which in turn told the bouncers, who were now on the look out for this guys actions.
Well, wouldn't you know it the guy started walking towards her and went to touch her and all of the sudden the music stops....dead silence and the bouncers grab this guy by the back of his collar, belt loops and pant cuffs and carry him towards the door while the DJ is announcing over the P.A "This is what happens when you f*ck with the ladies in the place" They proceeded to opn the swinging doors with this guys head like a battering ram and he landed himself on the sidewalk with around 200 people laughing at him.

Music starts and problem solved that was a funny night......
Old 03-19-2001, 06:42 PM
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Hah. She musta seen the lust in your eyes for the beauty that is desert green
Old 03-19-2001, 06:51 PM
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Maybe it was BarTT's wife, practicing the stick shift.
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Default must have been jealous that I had the fastest color ;)

but it always goes back to this dont it? lol
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Default OMG . . . I would be SO excited if a TT pulled up behind me! Of course, my

itty bitty ego would never consider that the guy was coming on to me :-)!
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The guy that married her is the loser. Don't tell me that you live in SoCal!?!?


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