Morning Dooooods.......the camel (joke)
09-26-2006, 03:59 AM
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Morning Dooooods.......the camel (joke)
A Royal Marine Captain was assigned to a unit in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection of the unit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Corporal why the camel is kept there.
"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes my men have "urges". It's a dangerous existence they have and sometimes they just need to do what men need to do.
That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I officially condone this, but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the Corporal to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain climbs up, and after a noisy and messy start has the most wild, insane sex with Molly.
When he's done, he climbs down and, with a huge grin on his face he asks the Corporal,
"Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, Sir" says the Corporal
"They usually just ride the camel into town to where the girls are."
He asks the Corporal why the camel is kept there.
"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes my men have "urges". It's a dangerous existence they have and sometimes they just need to do what men need to do.
That's why we have Molly The Camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I officially condone this, but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the Corporal to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain climbs up, and after a noisy and messy start has the most wild, insane sex with Molly.
When he's done, he climbs down and, with a huge grin on his face he asks the Corporal,
"Is that how the men do it?"
"No, not really, Sir" says the Corporal
"They usually just ride the camel into town to where the girls are."
09-26-2006, 04:00 AM
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....Terrorist (NOT).....
NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'." When asked to comment on the arrest, George W. Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." Aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President.
09-26-2006, 06:41 AM
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very similar to this classic.....
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