New use for the panic button. **WARNING, do NOT read if easily offended** (also long)
03-15-2001, 03:35 PM
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New use for the panic button. **WARNING, do NOT read if easily offended** (also long)
Again, if you are easily offended, do NOT read below this point!!! Objectionable material below.
Okay, I warned you.
I live in a predominately gay male neighborhood, and also near a couple of the gay nightspots. My bedroom window looks out onto my street, which is just a block up from Santa Monica Blvd. Occasionally, when the clubs let out, the patrons can be a bit loud for twenty minutes getting to their cars, but I hadn't seen anything like I witnessed last night.
Across the street from me are some hair salons that are housed in quaint bungalows with well vegetated surroundings. The one right across from me happens to have some very tall leafy bamboo like growth against a wall, which is pretty good cover. I've seen men coming in and out of the brush, stop to urinate or kiss, but last night tops it all.
I heard some rustling outside, so I peeled back my curtain to see what was going on. Two men had stopped to urinate. Frickin' annoying and disrespectful to my neighborhood, but no big deal. I park on the street, and they were right near my TT, so I kept an eye on them. Then, to my shock, one of them bent over and started (pardon in advance for the Clinton metaphors but it's the only way I can keep this even the least bit clean) performing a Lewinsky on the other. I guess they figured their pants were down, so why waste an opportunity? Of course, my TT was parked right beside them as they took turns playing Bill and Monica. More happened, but I'm going to leave that to your imagination.
At that, I got an idea. I got out of bed, searched for my keys in the dark and then got back into bed. I hit the panic button for my TT and that alarm and lights started up and sent the two lovebirds into a frenzy, scattering for their balance as best they could with their pants around their ankles. As my TT alarm was still angrily honking and flashing, the current receiver, pulling up his pants, yells to the giver in classic effeminate tone, "What did you do?!!" The giver screams back, running off with his pants barely above his knees, "I don't know! I didn't do anything!"
My question is, do you think Audi had that in mind as a possible scenario when designing the panic feature?
My TT is undergoing psychological counseling at the moment.
Okay, I warned you.
I live in a predominately gay male neighborhood, and also near a couple of the gay nightspots. My bedroom window looks out onto my street, which is just a block up from Santa Monica Blvd. Occasionally, when the clubs let out, the patrons can be a bit loud for twenty minutes getting to their cars, but I hadn't seen anything like I witnessed last night.
Across the street from me are some hair salons that are housed in quaint bungalows with well vegetated surroundings. The one right across from me happens to have some very tall leafy bamboo like growth against a wall, which is pretty good cover. I've seen men coming in and out of the brush, stop to urinate or kiss, but last night tops it all.
I heard some rustling outside, so I peeled back my curtain to see what was going on. Two men had stopped to urinate. Frickin' annoying and disrespectful to my neighborhood, but no big deal. I park on the street, and they were right near my TT, so I kept an eye on them. Then, to my shock, one of them bent over and started (pardon in advance for the Clinton metaphors but it's the only way I can keep this even the least bit clean) performing a Lewinsky on the other. I guess they figured their pants were down, so why waste an opportunity? Of course, my TT was parked right beside them as they took turns playing Bill and Monica. More happened, but I'm going to leave that to your imagination.
At that, I got an idea. I got out of bed, searched for my keys in the dark and then got back into bed. I hit the panic button for my TT and that alarm and lights started up and sent the two lovebirds into a frenzy, scattering for their balance as best they could with their pants around their ankles. As my TT alarm was still angrily honking and flashing, the current receiver, pulling up his pants, yells to the giver in classic effeminate tone, "What did you do?!!" The giver screams back, running off with his pants barely above his knees, "I don't know! I didn't do anything!"
My question is, do you think Audi had that in mind as a possible scenario when designing the panic feature?
My TT is undergoing psychological counseling at the moment.
03-15-2001, 03:40 PM
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That's not nice!! Yet I find the scenario very amusing, yet...
I don't think that Audi had this in mind. And you know what, it's mean and cruel what you did. Regardless of the fact whether it is a guy/girl or guy/guy or whatever, I would've done the same thing!! LOL.
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03-15-2001, 04:29 PM
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perhaps it was mean... but the absolute lewdness of performing
such acts out in open for all to see is far worse IMHO regardless of the couples sexes.
besides... giving some guy (regardless of if your male or female) a BJ after they PEED!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
besides... giving some guy (regardless of if your male or female) a BJ after they PEED!! YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Talk about moments to remember!!!
That has to be one of those moments that you always think about but never see. Hmmm... but I don't know if you're lucky or unfortunate! Send my condolences to your TT. 
