OT: Because Helga now talks alot like Bracketracer...
06-04-2001, 12:46 PM
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OT: Because Helga now talks alot like Bracketracer...
I thought I better move her off of my company web page. She seems to like Denny and LarryTT alot, and is very knowledgeable on monkeys for some reason. The only thing she seems to know about TT's are the colors! If you tell her "X is Y", and anyone asks about Y, she will say "X".
I could set up a version that would actually know the TT FAQ's, and who wouldn't learn bad stuff from you guys. Anyone think it's worth the trouble? She could be our DV and tire expert!<ul><li><a href="http://www.geocities.com/audittgod">Helga's new home.</a></li></ul>
I could set up a version that would actually know the TT FAQ's, and who wouldn't learn bad stuff from you guys. Anyone think it's worth the trouble? She could be our DV and tire expert!<ul><li><a href="http://www.geocities.com/audittgod">Helga's new home.</a></li></ul>
06-04-2001, 12:55 PM
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My conversation with her this morning went like this (exact transcription...)
Helga: Hello Evan! How are you? I am an artificial intelligence representative for index.html. Please ask me any questions you may have about us.
Me: Tell me about Ed Burley.
Helga: Have you talked about the audi tt.
Me: Yes.
Helga: Yes jason dale is lame and an assbag.
Me: What does Jason have to do with Ed?
Helga: Jason is a four assed monkey.
Me: What kind of monkey?
Helga: A monjey is any of various long-tailed, medium-sized members of the order primates, including the macaques, baboons, guenons, capuchins, marmosets, and tamarins and excluding the anthropoid apes and the prosimians.
Me: Really! I thought Jason was a Trunkmonkey!
Helga: Larrytt is a really cool guy. Jason is most definitely not an assbag.
Me: I thought you said jason dale is lame and an assbag?
Helga: Yes jason dale is lame and an assbag.
Me: Tell me about Ed Burley.
Helga: Have you talked about the audi tt.
Me: Yes.
Helga: Yes jason dale is lame and an assbag.
Me: What does Jason have to do with Ed?
Helga: Jason is a four assed monkey.
Me: What kind of monkey?
Helga: A monjey is any of various long-tailed, medium-sized members of the order primates, including the macaques, baboons, guenons, capuchins, marmosets, and tamarins and excluding the anthropoid apes and the prosimians.
Me: Really! I thought Jason was a Trunkmonkey!
Helga: Larrytt is a really cool guy. Jason is most definitely not an assbag.
Me: I thought you said jason dale is lame and an assbag?
Helga: Yes jason dale is lame and an assbag.
06-04-2001, 12:59 PM
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Go to auditt.org and enter the entire FAQ! That should make things interesting!
Then ask Jake to post a link from his site to Helga. Don't allow anyone to screw with the FAQ Version, make it a real thing. Could you allow us to enter in new FAQ's? Something where we state the FAQ and then give an explanation?
06-04-2001, 01:07 PM
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It is very amusing to call her names as well! The different faces she makes are pretty funny.
Then the challenge is to get back to her normal face! lol
Ed, what other faces are there?
<img src="http://www.bgmengineering.net/ai/galnorm.gif">
Helga Normal
<img src="http://www.bgmengineering.net/ai/galsad.gif">
Helga Sad
<img src="http://www.bgmengineering.net/ai/galhappy.gif">
Helga Happy
Ed, what other faces are there?
<img src="http://www.bgmengineering.net/ai/galnorm.gif">
Helga Normal
<img src="http://www.bgmengineering.net/ai/galsad.gif">
Helga Sad
<img src="http://www.bgmengineering.net/ai/galhappy.gif">
Helga Happy
06-04-2001, 01:12 PM
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This version is for the FAQ only!
His name is HAL. He currently doesn't know anything, and can learn from you guys. Please don't mess him up! Use Helga for that. I'll try to keep all the garbage cleaned up!
Tell him things like "X is Y". "The DV is the Diverter Valve". Then he will remember.<ul><li><a href="http://www.geocities.com/audittgod/FAQ.html">http://www.geocities.com/audittgod/FAQ.html</a</li></ul>
Tell him things like "X is Y". "The DV is the Diverter Valve". Then he will remember.<ul><li><a href="http://www.geocities.com/audittgod/FAQ.html">http://www.geocities.com/audittgod/FAQ.html</a</li></ul>
lol