OT - Friday golf humor....my last contribution :)
06-15-2001, 05:54 AM
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OT - Friday golf humor....my last contribution :)
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the women's tee back up to the men's tee please!!"
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to >the men's tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the voice yelled: "Would the man on the women's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!!"
I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mic and shouted back, "Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the f*** up and let me play my Second Shot?"
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMEN'S tee kindly back up to >the men's tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the voice yelled: "Would the man on the women's tee back up to the men's tee, PLEASE!!"
I finally stopped, turned, looked through the clubhouse window directly at the person with the mic and shouted back, "Would the person in the clubhouse kindly shut the f*** up and let me play my Second Shot?"
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