tsltm

1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me.
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
6) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
7) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute
8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
12) My kid had sex with your honor student.
13) Earth first...we'll strip mine the other planets later.
14) I'm just driving this way to **** you off.
15) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public
schools.
16) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
17) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
18) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
19) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
20) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
21) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
22) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
23) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
24) CAT - The Other White Meat
25) Welcome To **** Creek- Sorry, We're Out of Paddles

smallTTs

Ah, yes, #8.

hoTTflash1

Lots of laughs in the forum tonight! Thanks for posting.