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Old 06-22-2001, 12:21 PM
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for the right price i'll clean your house naked.
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Default Until this afternoon,

I would have thought this was a little weird, but since Vishal told me bout your place over lunch I am not surprised!

I have heard of them but don't actually know of any.
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Do a web search. I know they're out there. I'm interviewing maids now, but don't tell Sandra! ;-)
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Be careful on what you ask for? Don't expect her to look like Heidi Klum. More like Rosie O'Donnell!
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Default Re: OT: Need a maid service. Anyone hear of one that does it naked?

I don't have a name of one, but I thought I'd relay a story. A few years back, I had a few dates with a beautiful young lady who was also one of the Budweiser girls, and did some modelling on the side. She decided that she'd rather date this Hispanic guy who used to beat her *** instead of me, but that's another story.

Her girlfriend was also gorgeous, and she operated a fully nude maid service. She was trying to talk me into it, but I asked what she did and it was basically light dusting and straightening things out. I asked of she would get on her knees and scrub, and that was not part of the deal. So no nude maid service for me, I guess.
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or Louis Anderson
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Default Out there..

Sure there out there.. and you can watch the naked news on the net while the naked maid is cleaning your house =)<ul><li><a href="http://www.nakednews.com/">http://www.nakednews.com/</a></li></ul>
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Default That reminds me of that classic joke...

where a drunken guy is sitting at a bar, and a woman sidles up to him and whispers seductively in his ear "I'll do ANYTHING for $100", so the guy turns hands her a $100 bill and says, "Okay, paint my house."
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or Mimi from the Drew Carey Show.


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