OUTRAGE!!! (In my best Cartman voice: You will respect my AUTHORITAYYYY!!!)
02-08-2002, 04:54 AM
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OUTRAGE!!! (In my best Cartman voice: You will respect my AUTHORITAYYYY!!!)
I can't believe Fishnet just gave me a dirty look, because I asked her to put my keylime yogurt (no jokes about "culture," please) in the fridge! I mean, really, who's friggin' fault is it that the friggin' office fridge is in the women's restroom? Was it a better option for me to knock then enter? I THINK NOT - I'm already ostracized enough by those evil gossip-mongering accounting monkeys... one little "dining etiquette of a jersey cow" observation about one of their ranks and they all want to crucify me - jeez!
What's wrong with people, anyway? She always asks me inane questions about all kinds of stuff, and I never get peeved, well, no more than my usual walking around level of peevedness... Executive Assistant my a$$, more like Executive Antagonist!!!
Or, maybe she gave me a dirty look because my shirt and tie don't match my sweater? No, that seems improbable... they do, of course, match... :-)
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(I now go peacably amongst the things (including the monkeys) in search of coffee...)
What's wrong with people, anyway? She always asks me inane questions about all kinds of stuff, and I never get peeved, well, no more than my usual walking around level of peevedness... Executive Assistant my a$$, more like Executive Antagonist!!!
Or, maybe she gave me a dirty look because my shirt and tie don't match my sweater? No, that seems improbable... they do, of course, match... :-)
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(I now go peacably amongst the things (including the monkeys) in search of coffee...)
02-08-2002, 05:06 AM
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It's not actually IN the bathroom (Pulllllllleaze!!!), it's in the little dressing room/lounge type
area that connects to the hall which leads to the restroom... Not that I've explored this area when no one was around late one Sunday - hey! I needed a Fresca!... ;-)
The men's room just has a stall and a leaky urinal and (de)stinky-machine and a creaky door... Friggin' Sexist Pigs!!!
The men's room just has a stall and a leaky urinal and (de)stinky-machine and a creaky door... Friggin' Sexist Pigs!!!
02-08-2002, 05:11 AM
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"who's friggin' fault is it that the friggin' office fridge is in the women's restroom?" Excuse me,
Sparky, but them's be yer words. Doesn't leave much to interpretation now, does it, Sparky?
02-08-2002, 05:16 AM
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Don't start with me Sparky! All I expect from you is sympathy, commiseration and some
suitable measure of outrage at this great injustice I suffer, so early in the morning!
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You GOT to be kidding??? Where's the fun in that? What would I possibly have to complain about then?
Though, I am asking for them to redo the men's room with an "Aquascaping" theme... Nothing as soothing as looking at some koi and a waterlily, when one needs a wazz... :-)