Quattro humor
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Quattro humor
> Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
> checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal
> to put 5 people in a Quattro."
>
> "What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the Englishmen.
>
> "Quattro means four" replies Paddy.
>
> "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort
> disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
> persons."
>
> "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You
> have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
>
> The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want
> to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
>
> "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
> checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It is illegal
> to put 5 people in a Quattro."
>
> "What do you mean it is illegal?" asked the Englishmen.
>
> "Quattro means four" replies Paddy.
>
> "Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort
> disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
> persons."
>
> "You can not pull that one on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You
> have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law."
>
> The Englishmen replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I
want
> to speak to someone with more intelligence!"
>
> "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."
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