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Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
>orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were
>blind from birth.
>
>One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
>slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell
>down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
>
>"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
>you; I've been blind since birth, so I can't see where I'm going. In fact,
>since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
>
>"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as
>yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.
>Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are,
>so at least you'll have that going for you."
>
>"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all
>over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
>really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd
>say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
>
>"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny
>suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and
>help you the same way that you've helped me."
>
>So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and
>slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no *****. I'd say you
>must be French".