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Old 07-26-2002, 09:26 AM
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Default Storytime... what would YOU do?

I was at *$ this morning, sharing coffee with a friend, when a black 225TTQ pulls up with a young couple inside. The lady, sitting in the front passenger seat, notices me staring at the car, trying to see if he's done anything noticeable to it.

Naturally, she thinks I'm checking her out, which is all the more funny when she trips on the curb. Anyway, she comes in, gets coffee, all the while the gentleman in the car sits in the driver seat.

She comes out, and I notice she's wearing some very killer stilletto heels. The door to the car is closed, and I'm not sure what the driver is doing, but she frantically waved to get his attention, to no avail.

So logically, to get his attention, she kicks the door with the heel of her shoe. Three times. I sat there with face composed of utter disgust! I don't know if anything happened to the car, but man... I might've driven off and left her!

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punch her in the mouth?
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She sounds like a delicate flower !
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Find an appropriate place to put those heels....
Old 07-26-2002, 09:39 AM
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Default Pour the boiling coffee on her stilettos with her feet still in 'em -- still

it reminds me of a very old joke --

I ran into my Ex the other day.

Then I backed up and ran over her a couple of more times.

Actually, she would be history
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Hell, I would'v run her over, back 'n forth three times and sent her back to get more coffee ;-p
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Buy a Dodge Dart
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Re: pat the car gently and sob..
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Default Not the mouth, but the back of the head...

Teeth can cut your hands.
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Did she have nice jubblies?


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