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08-13-2002, 06:23 AM
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Tuesday humor - Investment Advice & Recycling >>>
Just read this on another forum I read:
If you had bought $1000. worth of Nortel stock one year ago , it would now be worth $49.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00
If you had bought $1000 of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, by investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
If you had bought $1000. worth of Nortel stock one year ago , it would now be worth $49.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1000.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00
If you had bought $1000 of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for deposit, you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, by investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
08-13-2002, 06:37 AM
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They have this posted all over the cafeterias here at the office...
you know, the office of the largest investment broker in the world. 
Must be a good one since it's spreading like wildfire.
Must be a good one since it's spreading like wildfire.
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