Way off topic, couldn't resist. Somewhat topical. Koo, Janet and Mia hope it doesn't offend. :-)
02-10-2000, 10:03 AM
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Way off topic, couldn't resist. Somewhat topical. Koo, Janet and Mia hope it doesn't offend. :-)
Henry Ford died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter greeted Ford, and said, "Well Henry, you've been such a good guy, and your invention, the assembly line for the automobile, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."
Ford thought about it, and said, "I want to hang out with God Himself."
So, St. Peter took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford then asked God, "when you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"
God asked Henry, "what do you mean?"
"Well," said Ford, "You have some major, inherent design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. The rear end wobbles too much.
6. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
7. The headlights are usually too small.
8. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
Just to name a few."
"Hmmm...," replied God, "Hold on a minute." God thereupon went to his Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few a keystrokes, and waited for the results. In no time flat, the computer printed out a report.
God read the report and turned to Ford and said, "It may be that my invention
is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
Ford thought about it, and said, "I want to hang out with God Himself."
So, St. Peter took Ford to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. Ford then asked God, "when you invented Woman, what were You thinking?"
God asked Henry, "what do you mean?"
"Well," said Ford, "You have some major, inherent design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. The rear end wobbles too much.
6. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
7. The headlights are usually too small.
8. Fuel consumption is outrageous.
Just to name a few."
"Hmmm...," replied God, "Hold on a minute." God thereupon went to his Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few a keystrokes, and waited for the results. In no time flat, the computer printed out a report.
God read the report and turned to Ford and said, "It may be that my invention
is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours."
and also VERY true! 