Jason Chen

Subject: In Case You Get Picked Up For Speeding


> A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
> exchange:
>
> Officer: May I see your driver's license?
> Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
>
> Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
> Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
>
> Officer: The car is stolen?
> Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
>owner's
> card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
>
> Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
> Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
>woman
> who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
>
> Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
> Driver: Yes, sir.
>
> Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
> quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver
> to handle the tense situation:
>
> Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
> Driver: Sure. Here it is.
>
> It was valid.
>
> Captain: Who's car is this?
> Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
>
> The driver owned the car.
>
> Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if
> there's a gun in it?
> Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
>
> Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
>
> Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
> there's a body in it.
> Driver: No problem.
>
> Trunk is opened; no body.
>
> Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
> told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
>glove
> box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
>
> Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying so-and-so told you I was speeding,
>too.

nikhil

Classic joke--still funny everytime I read it